Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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