Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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