At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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