I showed him my bush... on skype.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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