Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!