People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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