Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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