it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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