they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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