That's intense
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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