You just made me feel so damn special
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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