no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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