Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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