these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
