My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm getting married
To pizza
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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