these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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