Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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