You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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