The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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