Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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