bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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