So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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