am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
