Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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