Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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