I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I need to sanitize my soul.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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