You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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