he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.