Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.