ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.