I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You coming home soon, man?
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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