Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
PANTIES FOUND
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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