walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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