just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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