I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
