As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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