we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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