it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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