We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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