Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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