I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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