Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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