dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Help me help you realize you are a moron
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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