I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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