Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I need water and some morals
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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