She's JV to your varsity
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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