please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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