yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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