Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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