plz talk dirty to me
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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