don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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