dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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