I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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