Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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