I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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