I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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